Vrydag, 11-06-2010
Nee kyk nou, SA het nou nuwe laagtepunte bereik!!!
Kindertjies word ontvoer en genaai, poepolle sing "kill a boer" op TV, ens. Maar die ding waaroor mense die meeste moan is Patricai Lewis se kanne. Sy het nie eers tiet gewys nie, die cleavage was net so bietjie meer as gewoonlik.

Nou raak mense somme kak kwyt soos:

- Ek as man het dit walglik gevind. (STOKSTYF: jy verkies seker tiete meer hare op die bors)
- Ek is baie bly die tiete het nie "uitgepop" nie, want hulle is darem baie lelik. (STOKSTYF: Aag asseblief, die laaste tiete wat jy gesien en gelaaik het was seker jou ma sin)

- Geen wonder ek verbied my kinders om na hierdie goedkoop " Tert " te kyk nie. (STOKSTYF: 'n man wat nie tert en koek eet nie is 'n moffie)

Kyk, as dit net 'n klomp vroumense was wat gekla het, kan ek verstaan. Die wat fokkol het om te wys nie kla mos altyd as ander girls dit doen. Wat die mans betref... wel al wat ek kan dink is dat die ouens wat so kla almal holboewe is of die tipe wat net een kyk vir sy eie vrou se dik gat gee, en daan maar met 'n Patricia Lewis prentjie gaan sit en draadtrek.

Julle verkrampte ouens vergeet hoe julle die eerste keer anyway jul vrouens en girlfriends uitgekom het. Niemand sien 'n girl en dink "ek wil so graag met haar praat" nie. KAK STORIE... jy het tits en ass op die brein gehad !!!

Maar as julle wil moan oor tiete, maak so, hier is vir julle iets om oor te kla!!!!

Die std 6 Aardrykskunde klas word deur die meneer n taak gegee om by hulle ouers uit te vind waar kom al die water vandaan as dit hoogwater raak in die see? Die aand sit die seuntjie by die huis en terwyl sy pa die nuus kyk se hy pa, pa ek wil pa iets vra, sy pa se ek kyk die nuus ek is nou kla, toe die nuus kla is vra hy sy pa, pa waar kom al die water vandaan as dit hoogwater raak, sy pa dink so bietjie en se vra jy vir daai meneer WAAR KOM AL DIE VLEIS VANDAAN AS SY TRIL STYF WORD!!!!

Die seuntjie vra sy ma :" as binne-egtelike kinders deur die ooievaar gebring word, waar kom buite-egtelike kinders vandaan? Ma antwoord:"rondloper-voels.

Jannie se ouma vat sy fiets en begin trap,Jannie skree agter haar aan en Vra waantoe sy gaan. sy sê toe nee sy gaan begrafplaas toe. Jannie skree toe: "ouma, wie de fok gaan my fiets terug bring??"
 
 

 
Wys jou nou net... mens hoef nie slim te wees vir sokker nie.


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