Jislaaik die week gaan vinnig...
mens kan net nie byhou nie!!

Ok daai is 'n moerse klomp foto's gelaai. Ja, ek weet dis laat, maar shutup, dit is mos nou daar!

Daar is van more aand af elke Woensdag en Vrydag parties by Barbaroozos. Ongelukkig weet Steven nie dat dit net mooi fokkol help om vir my details te gee as ek vol dop is nie. Sal maar kyk of ek vanaand daar kan omgaan en die goed kan kry.

Hou nou op so doos wees en woon ten minste een ou paartietjie saam met ons by.

O ja, amper vergeet ek... as jy belangstel om deel te wees van die eerste STOKSTYF PARTY, stuur vir ons 'n email. Ons vat slegs 20 mense! As jy een van daai vervelige dose is, moenie eers apply nie. Ons soek net die lekkerste kuiergatte vir hierdie booze-cruise. Stuur mail vir Ben@stokstyf.co.za of kom gesels met ons as ons weer by die bar is.



A Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm and talked with an old Afrikaans farmer. He told the farmer, 'I need to inspect your farm.'
The old Afrikaner said, 'OK Boet, but doesn't goes in that field over there.'

The Agriculture representative said, 'Mister, I have the authority of the Government with me. See this card? The card means I am allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land. No questions asked or answered. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?'

The old farmer nodded politely and went about his farm chores. Later, the old farmer heard loud screams and saw the Agriculture Rep running for the fence and close behind was the farmer's huge-horned prize bull. The bull was gaining on the Agriculture Rep with every step. The Rep was clearly terrified, so the old farmer immediately threw down his tools, ran to the
fence and shouted out.....

'Your card! Your card, Boet! Shows him your card!'



A Jewish woman says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Ralphie.

All he wants is anal sex and my arsehole is now the size of a 50c piece, when it used to be the size of a 5c piece".

Her mother says, "Sylvie, you're married to a multi-millionaire, you live in an eight bedroom mansion, you drive a Ferrari, you get a R7,000 monthly allowance, you take six holidays a year, and you're willing to throw it all away for 45c!"