Die foto's van die laaste paartie is ook gelaai. Nou is dis tyd vir rugby kyk, bier drink en potjiekos. Ek het gedink 'n potjie sal mooi werk hierdie naweek, aangesien ek nou al 4 keer in die laaste week gebraai het.
Hierdie lyk na die beste games om te check die naweek...
Vrydag England v Tonga 21:00
Saterdag Wales v Fiji 17:00
Sondag Ireland v Argentina 17:00
Sondag South Africa v USA 20:00
When Schalk Burger does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up; he's pushing the Earth down.
When Schalk Burger goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets Schalk Burgered.
When the Tokoloshe goes to sleep every night, he checks under his bed for Schalk Burger.
Schalk Burger counted to infinity - twice.
Schalk Burger invented every colour. Except pink. Percy Montgomery invented pink.
Schalk Burger's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Schalk Burger gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Schalk Burger can slam a revolving door.
Schalk Burger's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; No-one fools Schalk Burger.
Schalk Burger can speak Braille.
Schalk Burger's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
Superman owns a pair of Schalk Burger pyjamas.
Schalk Burger owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1993 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
Schalk Burger sleeps with a night light. Not because Schalk Burger is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Schalk Burger .
Once a cobra bit Schalk Burger's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Schalk Burger divides by zero.
When Schalk Burger exercises, the machine gets stronger.
Schalk Burger doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now".
Schalk Burger can kill two stones with one bird.
The only time Schalk Burger was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.
... rugby is duidelik nie vir almal nie!!!!
Die Stokstyf Crew gaan Saterdag se rugby 'n skip gee. Ons gaan bietjie Stockcars kyk.
Hierdie fokkers verdien al die grappe wat na hulle kant toe kom:
Q. What do Mark Boucher and Michael Jackson have in common?
A. They both wear gloves for no apparent reason.
Q. What's the difference between Graeme Smith and George Bush?
A. George Bush has more victories.
Q. What is South Africa's best chance of a win at Kingsmead?
A. Telling the other team the match is at the Wanderers.
Q. How bad is the South African batting?
A. Well, the selectors are thinking of moving Extras up the batting order.
Q. What is the height of optimism?
A. A South African batsman putting on sunscreen.
Q. What is the main function of the South African coach?
A. To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.
Q. What's the South African version of a hat-trick?
A. Three runs in three balls.
Q. Why don't South African fielders need pre-tour travel injections?
A. Because they never catch anything.
Q. What do you call a South African with 50 runs against his name?
A. A bowler.
Q. What's the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Graeme Smith?
A. His walk back to the pavilion.
Q. Who has the easiest job in the South African touring party?
A. The guy who removes the ball marks from the bats.
Q. What does Graeme Smith and a drug addict have in common??
A. Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.
Q. Who spent the most time on the crease of anyone in the South African touring party?
A. The lady who ironed the cricket uniforms.
Q. Why is Graeme Smith cleverer than Houdini?
A. Because he can get out without even trying.
Q. Why did Minky dump Graeme Smith?
A. Because he went in and out too quickly!
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