Gregan in doubt for world cup after being arrested by French police
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Koos werk op die platteland, stop by 'n boom om te piepie ...... 'n
by steek hom op die "punt"....
Hy jaag soos 'n besetene na die naaste plaas en vra die ou Tannie:
Tannie ASB GOU 'n glas melk!!!
Hy druk die "storie" in die glas melk vir die brand.
Die Tannie sê vir hom (heel verstom):
My wêreld Boetie ek is al 80 jaar oud en dis wragtig die eerste keer
dat ek sien hoe julle hom REFILL !!
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Nog 'n hot girl wat mooi saam werk...
Ingelse grappie
A train hits a bus filled with Catholic school girls and they all perish.
They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St.Peter asks the first girl, "Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?"
She giggles and shyly replies, "Well, I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger."
St. Peter says, "Okay, dip the tip of your finger in the Holy Water and pass through the gate."
St.Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?"
The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well, once I fondled and stroked one."
St. Peter says, "Okay, dip your whole hand in the Holy Water and pass through the gate."
All of a sudden, there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls. One girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?"
The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Jessica sticks her ass in it.
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Moenie sê ons gee julle niks nie...
Hier is vir jou 'n lekker wallpaper.
...goeie verduideliking
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