Klein Saterdag
Ja, dis alweer tyd vir 'n lekker party vanaand. Ons gaan vanaand so bietjie ernstig skep daar by Barbaroozos. Een van die nuwe laaities op die TV het vanaand sy verjaarsdag paartie daar. Hy weet nog net nie, maar hy gaan lekker gesuip wees en ons sal daar wees om "evidence" te vat.




Die rugby world cup is amper hier!!!


So paar kort ingelse grappe:

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony
wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
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Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
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A set of jump leads walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
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Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, "Dam!"
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
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An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
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Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. And with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath...
This made him a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to
Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."
"I don't believe you," says Dolly.
"It's true; no bull!" exclaims Daisy.
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Deja-Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bullshit before.


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