Hier is jou Maandag mindfuck:

http://www.learnenglish.org.uk/games/magic-gopher-central.swf

Daar is so bietjie baie ingels op die blog vandag, maar moenie worry nie, binnekort is als weer reggestel!!!
10 best caddy remarks

#10 - Golfer: "I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"

#9 - Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."

#8 - Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes , you miss the ball much closer now."

#7 - Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
Caddy: "Eventually."

#6 - Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy: "I don't think so . That would be too much of a Coincidence."

#5 - Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction."
Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."

#4 - Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
Caddy: "Very good , but personally, I prefer golf."

#3 - Golfer: "Do you think it’s a sin to play on Sunday?
Caddy: "The way you play, it's a sin on any day."

#2 - Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."

And the #1 Best Caddy Comment: Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."



Denzel, living in Woodstock attended his first day at school. At lunch break he went to the tuck-shop to buy a packet of slap chips... This was obviously a very popular choice, because all the kids were pushing and shoving, pulling and tugging each other to get to the front of the queue.

Little Denzel,a little irritated by all this shouted "Jou ma se p**s!!!!" Unfortunately for little Toufiek, Mrs De Beer was standing near the crowd of children and overheard little Denzel's outburst. She stormed over and took him straight to the principal.

The principal called little Denzel in and asked him if he had lost his temper with the other children? Little Denzel replied that he was trying to teach them manners, and that he had only shouted "You maasen push!!!"