Laaste boodskap vir 2007
Ons gaan so bietjie weg met vakansie, want fok weet ek het een nodig.



Dankie vir al julle ondersteuning deur die jaar... o ja, en die van julle fokkers wat uit gechicken het op ons laaste party, julle moer ook... julle het 'n lekker een gemis.



Hier is 3 goeie redes hoekom dit leker is om in 'n warm plek te bly.


Aan al my pelle, gedra julleself.
As jy moet kak maak, neem foto's !!!

Geseende Kersfees !!!

VAKANSIE TYD!!!!!
Ek kan nie eers begin om te verduidelik hoe bly ek is om dit te kan sê nie. Ek weet die site is lanklaas ge-update en die babe van die week het al begin plooi kry van ouderdom, maar fok man, 'n mens werk jou tette af die tyd van die jaar. Daar is hope partyfoto's van ons laaste kamp, suipsessies by Barbs ens. Ek sal alles binnekort laai... tien teen een Sondag. Want dan kan ek weer vir 'n slag sit en chill. Vanaand en more aand is klaar vol geboek.


MOENIE DIE EEN MISLOOP NIE. (19/12/2007)
Die laaste party vir die jaar by Barbaroozos gaan 'n MOERSE groot een wees. Dis 'n tequila en kareoke partymet heelwat pryse om te wen. Daar sal so paar lekker fun events wees soos down-down en bodyshot kompetisies. Trek jou commenste klere aan, maak jou sakke vol geld, los jou maniere by die huis, dan sien ons jou daar.

Poena Is Koning



Ek het uiteindelik die fliek gesien! Al wat ek wil sê is al die film critics wat die fliek so afskiet se moere. Dis seker die fliek wat ek die meeste geniet het hierdie jaar. Hot girls, mense wat kak droog maak, vuilgat grappe, polities verkeerd soos kan kom, ens. PERFEK



My favourite stukke in die fliek is waat die onnie sy moer strip en tune "Fok die regering, fok die ANC, fok sokker...." of so iets. Maakie saakie, dis wat ek gehoor het anyway. O ja en natuurlik die "Jis ou Giel" stuk was kak snaaks al is dit ook 'n ou grap.

Kliek op die prent om dit full-size te sien


Hierdie naweek paartie ons biejie saam met Andries Vermeulen, daai dude wat so kwaai sing... check volgende week die foto's.
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Mediese professor gee 'n toespraak by 'n damesklub oor spontane spierbewegings. Hy vra so 'n oulike blonde dingetjie in die voorste ry: "Weet jy wat doen jou poepol as jy 'n orgasme het?"
Ja, antwoord sy, hy speel golf saam met sy pêlle !!



Die meisie slaag matriek goed en haar bejaarde ouers van die plaas, skraap hulle laaste geld bymekaar om hulle begaafde dogter verder te laat studeer in wetenskappe aan die beste universiteit in Amerika. Drie jaar gaan verby toe sy weer eendag bel, met die nuus dat sy haar eerste graad geslaag het, en dat sy vir hulle die produk wat sy uitgevind het, gaan stuur uit dankbaarheid dat hulle hul laaste ou geldjies gegee het om haar te laat leer. As hulle elke week elkeen 'n teelepel van die goed drink is hulle gewaarborg dat hulle gou-gou jonger sal wees, en met elke drinkslag daarna steeds jonger sal word. So gemaak so gedaan... en 'n paar maande gaan verby en die dogter besluit om die vakansie huis toe te gaan aangesien sy baie verlang.
Op die plaas aangekom, skrik sy amper om te sien hoe jonk en mooi haar ma geword het, daar waar sy die stoep vee. Haar ma was skaars dertig, pragtig gebou en soos in die outyd, met die oulikste kleintjie op haar rug vasgebind "Hallo Ma!!" skree sy, "maar Ma het jonk geword! Waar is Pa?" "Anner storie daai" sê haar ma. "Die derde aand wat ons daai goed van jou drink , raak jou Pa toe so suurgat dat ek baie gouer as hy jonger geword het dat hy daai bottel gryp en hom heeltemal uitsuip!" " Nou waar is Pa dan nou?"
Ma: " Hier sit die Bliksem op my rug!!!"

Jislaaik die week gaan vinnig...
mens kan net nie byhou nie!!

Ok daai is 'n moerse klomp foto's gelaai. Ja, ek weet dis laat, maar shutup, dit is mos nou daar!

Daar is van more aand af elke Woensdag en Vrydag parties by Barbaroozos. Ongelukkig weet Steven nie dat dit net mooi fokkol help om vir my details te gee as ek vol dop is nie. Sal maar kyk of ek vanaand daar kan omgaan en die goed kan kry.

Hou nou op so doos wees en woon ten minste een ou paartietjie saam met ons by.

O ja, amper vergeet ek... as jy belangstel om deel te wees van die eerste STOKSTYF PARTY, stuur vir ons 'n email. Ons vat slegs 20 mense! As jy een van daai vervelige dose is, moenie eers apply nie. Ons soek net die lekkerste kuiergatte vir hierdie booze-cruise. Stuur mail vir Ben@stokstyf.co.za of kom gesels met ons as ons weer by die bar is.



A Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm and talked with an old Afrikaans farmer. He told the farmer, 'I need to inspect your farm.'
The old Afrikaner said, 'OK Boet, but doesn't goes in that field over there.'

The Agriculture representative said, 'Mister, I have the authority of the Government with me. See this card? The card means I am allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land. No questions asked or answered. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?'

The old farmer nodded politely and went about his farm chores. Later, the old farmer heard loud screams and saw the Agriculture Rep running for the fence and close behind was the farmer's huge-horned prize bull. The bull was gaining on the Agriculture Rep with every step. The Rep was clearly terrified, so the old farmer immediately threw down his tools, ran to the
fence and shouted out.....

'Your card! Your card, Boet! Shows him your card!'



A Jewish woman says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Ralphie.

All he wants is anal sex and my arsehole is now the size of a 50c piece, when it used to be the size of a 5c piece".

Her mother says, "Sylvie, you're married to a multi-millionaire, you live in an eight bedroom mansion, you drive a Ferrari, you get a R7,000 monthly allowance, you take six holidays a year, and you're willing to throw it all away for 45c!"

Hier is vir jou 'n goeie geleendheid om so paar extra rande te maak vir die Desember wat voorlê.

Nog 'n week het sy gat gesien, en dis hoogtyd ook.
Weet nie of dit net ek is wat lus voel vir die naweek nie, maar hierdie week het moer se lank gevoel. Woensdag se foto's is gelaai, so gaan check maar daar op die foto gallery.


Jirre maar die doners is vermetel. Check bietjie hier.
(kliek om full-size te sien)



Klein seuntjie vra vir sy pa waar hy vandaan kom ...
Pa sê hulle het 'n klein saadjie op 'n warm plekkie gebêre, toe groei hy, en toe kry hulle hom.
Die laaitie loop in die tuin, tel 'n saadjie op en sit dit onder die stoepmat in die son.
Na 'n paar dae onthou hy daarvan en gaan lig die mat op.
'n Kriek spring uit ..... en die seuntjie sê : Flippet, as ek nie geweet het jy is my kind nie, het ek jou nou moer toe getrap !!
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Ek haat sulke barladies!!! Dis hulle skuld laat mens heeldag in die bar sit en suip en as jy die aand by die huis kom is jy weer in die kak.

Uiteindelik kry ek weer kans om iets te post.
Ons het 'n internet sponsor gekry, wat dit moontlik maak dat daar nou meer gereeld goed gelaai sal word. Thanks ECC Systems!!!

Dan wil ons ook net vir hierdie 2 etters sê "Baie fokken mooi. Daar gaan ons rugby alweer vir 'n pot kak." Stofile maak geen geheim daarvan dat hy die kat wil naai en almal wat iets van die game af weet in sy pad is nie. Volgens Hoskins, moet Jake fokkof want die ouens op die raad like nie om saam met hom (Jake) te werk nie. Nou hoekom waai hulle nie eerder nie? Hulle doen anyway net mooi niks. Die keer wanneer hulle wel by die game betrokke raak is dit net om kak aan te vang. Om daai rede, kry julle elk 'n HALWE LIP toekenning, want julle is fokken useless...



Die week het ons net 'n klomp ingelse grappe... so hier kom hulle .

Husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache."
"Perfect" her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with grand-pa. You can take it orally or as a suppository,...it's up to you !"



I was buying a large bag of Eukanuba (Dog food) at Pick and Pay and standing in line at the check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Eukanuba Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 22 kilos before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Eukanuba nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door. Stupid bitch...why else would I buy dog food?




A pony walks into a bar and says "Bartender, may I have a drink?"
Bartender says "What? I can't hear you. Speak up!"
"May I please have a drink?"
"What? You have to speak up!"
"Could I please have a drink?"
"Now listen, if you don't speak up I will not serve you."
"I'm sorry, I'm just a little hoarse."
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A blind man walks into a bar with a seeing-eye dog. When the blind man reaches the center of the bar, he snatches the dog up by his collar and starts swinging him around and around.
The bartender speaks up and says "Hey what the hell are you doing?"
The blind man says, "Just taking a look around.."
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A guy walks into a bar and sees a dog lying in the corner licking his balls.
He turns to the bartender and says, "Boy, I wish I could do that."
The Bartender replies, "You'd better try petting him first."
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This guy walks into a bar with a frog on his head.
The bartender says, "Hey, what's that?"
To which the frog replies "I don't know. It started as a wart on my bum and this happened."
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A guy walks into a bar and the bartender says to the man, "Hey guy, you've got a steering wheel down your pants."
The guy replies "Yeah I know. It's driving me nuts!"
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A guy goes up to a girl in bar and asks, "You want to play "Magic"?"
She says, "What's that?"
The guy answers, "We go to my house and screw, and then you disappear."
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A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night. He glanced across the room and noticed a very attractive woman with just one flaw, she had a very large nose. He was very self-conscious about his eye but got up the nerve to ask her for a dance.
"Would you like to dance with me?" he asked.
She replied, "Would I!" and he sneered and told her,"BIG NOSE!"
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A guy travelling through the prairies of the USA stopped at a small town and went to a bar. He stood at the end of the bar, ordered a drink, and lit up a cigar. As he sipped his drink, he stood there quietly blowing smoke rings.
After he blew nine or ten smoke rings into the air, an angry American Indian stomped up to him and said, "One more remark like that and I'll smash your face in!"

Ai man, die naweek is al klaar te kort vir als wat ek nog wil doen.
... maar nou ja, 'n man kan seker maar probeer.

O ja, dit herinner my mos nou...
Checkers, Pick & Pay en Spar gee gratis braairoosters weg!!! Slegs een per klient.
NB: die spesiale aanbod is net geldig terwyl voorraad hou.
Kliek hier vir meer besonderhede.

Ek sien die souties het besluit om Twinkenham te herontwerp. Hulle reken dit sal hulle 'n moerse voorsprong gee as hulle weer teen ons speel. Daar is selfs 'n nuwe trui



Dit bring nou by nog iets. Die volgende ou wat vertel dat ons gelukkig was dat daai "drie" nie toegeken is nie kry 'n PK.

Dis nie 'n drie nie...

...maak nie saak van watter kant af jy daarna kyk nie.

Dit kon erger gewees het:
'n Pa loop verby sy seun se kamer en tot sy stomme verbasing sien hy die bed is netjies opgemaak en die kamer is aan die kant.

Toe sien hy 'n koevert op die kussing. Dis gerig aan "Pa".

Met beklemming om sy hart tel hy dit op, skeur dit oop en lees die briefie :

"Liewe Pa, dis met groot spyt en verdriet dat ek vir jou skryf.

Ek moes wegloop saam met my nuwe meisie omdat ek nie met jou en Ma wou rusie maak nie. "Ek en Santie het ware passie ontdek. Sy is so oulik. Ek weet julle keur haar nie goed nie, omdat daar so baie ringe deur haar lippe, neus en ander plekke is, en sy vyf jaar ouer as ek is. Maar is nie net passie nie, Pa. Sy is swanger.

"Santie sê ons sal baie gelukkig wees. Sy het 'n woonwa wat iewers in 'n bos staan en daar is 'n hele hoop vuurmaakhout vir die winter. Ons wil sommer nog baie kinders hê. Santie het my ook geleer dat dagga nie net sleg is nie. Ons gaan sommer self 'n bietjie daarvan in die bos kweek en dit aan die ander mense in die kommune verkoop. Dan kan ons met daardie geld ander, duurder drugs soos COKE koop.

"Intussen hoop en bid ons dat die wetenskap 'n kuur vir VIGS vind sodat Santie gesond raak. Sy verdien dit !!!!!!!! Moenie bekommerd wees nie, Pa. Ek is darem al Vyftien en kan na myself kyk.

Ontspan, en geniet die kleinkinders wat nog kom.

Met liefde

Jou seun
Johan

"NS !!! Pa, niks hiervan is waar nie!!!! Ek is by Jannie. Ek wou Pa maar net daaraan herinner daar is baie erger dinge in die lewe as 'n swak rapport.

Bel wanneer dit veilig is om huis toe te kom !!!!!"

Wel as dit Santie is, loop ek self saam met haar weg!!!


Wat is die sterkste spier in 'n vrou se liggaam?
"Haar wangspiere, want as haar bek dik is, kry jy nie haar bene oop nie."

Dis oorlog...
...en as ons wen, gaan daar so paar van die Stokstyf crew se manne SPRINGBOK TATOOS kry!!!

Ek sit more middag my foon af om seker te maak niemand my met enige iets nie. As jy by my huis opdaag sonder dop of met enige ander bedoelings as om rugby te kyk... wel hoe sal mens dit nou diplomaties stel? FOKKOF NET!!!

Wel ons supporters lyk darem beter as hulle s'n.







BOKNAAI!!!!

Hier is die span wat Saterdag speel.


Percy Montgomery; JP Pietersen, Jaque Fourie, Francois Steyn, Bryan Habana; Butch James, Fourie du Preez; Danie Roussouw, Juan Smith, Schalk Burger, Victor Matfield, Bakkies Botha, CJ van der Linde, John Smit (capt), Os du Randt

Replacements: Bismarck du Plessis, Jannie du Plessis, Johannes Muller, Wickus van Heerden, Ruan Pienaar, Andre Pretorius, Wynand Olivier





As jy nie weet wat om te doen een naweek nie, gaan check bietjie hier!!!!

Wat 'n wonderlike rugby naweek wat voorlê.
Baie geluk aan die Cheetahs en Lions wat deur is na die Curriecup final en baie geluk aan die Bulls en die Sharks wat deur is na die World Cup finals.

Jirre, maar hierdie girl het ‘n paar tieflike liete!!!!

Every Friday evening after work Van der Merwe would braai a big, fat juicy steak. But his neighbours, being Catholic and therefore reluctant to eat meat on Fridays suffered agonies of temptation as the delicious aroma carried on the evening breeze.

They persuaded their priest to try to convert Van. Success! Van attended Mass and the priest sprinkled holy water over him and said, "You were born a Protestant, raised a Protestant but now you are a Catholic."

Everybody was delighted.

But when Friday night came the wonderful aroma of grilled steak again wafted over the neighbourhood.

The priest rushed into Van's garden just in time to see him clutching a small bottle of holy water and sprinkling it over the grilling meat and chanting, "You was born a cow, you was raised as a cow, but now you is a snoek!"

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl". The priest asks, "Is that you, Johnny Byrne?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Mary Walsh?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Teresa Brown?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Margaret Doyle?"
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
"Was it Anne O' Neil?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Catherine 0' Toole, then?"
"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped Johnny, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an Altar Boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.

Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Tommy slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"

"Four months holiday and five good leads."

Ja Micky, ek stem saam…

Net 'n klomp engelse grappe vandag
...want julle doners stuur mos nie meer Afrikaanse grappe in nie.

Ek is nie seker wat dit is nie, maar ek like die foto moerse baie. Stuur vir ons sulke foto's asb.



Die semi's is hier!!! Good luck aan die bokke. hulle moet nou net nie loop opfok soos die Aussies en Kiwi's nie.



Dis hoe jy Suid-Afrikaners uitken in Frankryk.



A doctor gave his blonde patient a packet of birth control pills. A week later, she returned and told him they were not working.
"What's wrong with them," the doctor asked?
"They keep falling out," She replied!
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A man and a women are having sex in a dark forest.
After 15 minutes the man says, "It is darker then hell here. I wish I had a flashlight."
The woman said, "Yeah, so do I, as you have been eating grass for the last 10 minutes."
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A man who had been dating a shy blonde for a short while decided it was time to have a conversation about sex.
"Ever think of having anal sex?" he asked.
"I could never," she said.
Disappointed, he said, "What a bout regular sex?"
"I couldn't. I need to be a virgin on my wedding night," she replied.
"Well, where do you stand on oral sex then?" he asked.
"I don't know why it matters but usually at the side of the bed. And I don't stand, I kneel"
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A girl approaches a priest and says, "Quickie Father? Only 5 bucks."
The priest says, "No, thank you"
Anther girl comes up to him and says, "A quickie? Just 5 dollars."
He says, "No thanks."
When he gets back to the church he asks one of the nuns, "What is a quickie?"
The nun says, "Five dollars. The same as in town."
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Oscar walks into the house and yells to his wife, "Honey i won another Big Dick contest!"
"My God! You pulled that big hairy thing out in front of a room full of strangers again?" she yells.
He says, "Nope, just enough to win."
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A man goes to a therapist, "Doc, you have to help me. Evrey night my wife goes to Larry's Bar to pick up guys." Therapist says, "Just relax, take a deep breath and tell me where this Larry's Bar is."



Ek sien daar is mense wat duidelik nie verstaan nie en ook nie die goed FAQ's ( hier regs, bo aan die blog) gelees het nie. So laat ek net eers so paar vragies wat in my inbox geland het antwoord.

(v) Wat is in julle water dat die girls almal sulke groot boobs het?
(a) Wie de fok gee om...

(v) Hoekom het jy nog nie die foto's van my girlfriend geplaas nie?
(a) Fok ou, sy is HUGE... ek het nie genoeg plek op die server gehad nie.

(v) Dankie dat jy my meisie op die site gesit het, maar hoekom het jy my uit die foto gesny?
(a) Dis nie 'n pornsite nie, en jy het soos 'n doos gelyk.

(v) Waneer hou julle 'n Stokstyf Party?
(a) Vroeg in volgende jaar, MAAR ons sal die gaste self uitsoek en dit sal van die Vrydag aand tot Sondag oggend aanhou.

Die volgende wil ons nie daar hê nie:
- kakmakers, preutse mense, mense met issues

Die volgende wil ons wel daar hê nie:
- ouens en girls wat hard kan kuier

Nou wil jy seker weet hoe op die guestlist kom? Dis eenvoudig...
Mense wat ons raakgedrink het en waarvan ons hou sal genooi word. Mense wat bydraes tot die site lewer, sal ook oorweeg word. Dit beteken dat ons nie net 'n klomp locals daar gaan hê nie, maar mense van orals af.



Natuurlik as jy soos hierdie girl lyk, is jy meer as welkom. Anyway, wat dink julle van haar?

MOERSE GOEIE DEAL!!!!!
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Email: ben@stokstyf.co.za

Long time no see... maar nou is ek terug en ding is weer aan die gang!!!
Wat 'n upset was dit nie die naweek met die RWC nie. Anyway, hier is die rugby fixtures sodat jy niks misloop nie.

Saturday 13 Oct
France meets England @ St Denis - 21h00

Sunday 14 Oct
South Africa meets Argentina @ St Denis - 21h00

Monday 8 Oct
NZ meets Aus @ Charles de Gaulle Airport - 13h00

Volgens gerugte is dit nou maklik om kaartjies vir die finals te kry

Koos was walking through his veld one day when he spots someone drinking water from a pool.
He shouts, "Moenie die water drink nie, dis vol skaap kak".
The other guy says, "I'm Australian mate, speak English!"
Koos replies, "Use both hands, you'll get more that way".

Check so 'n Aussie prostituut!!!!


A bloke's wife goes missing while diving off the West Australian coast. He reports the event, searches fruitlessly and spends a terrible night wondering what could have happened to her.

Next morning there's a knock at the door and he is confronted by a couple of policemen, the old Sarge and a younger Constable. The Sarge says, 'Mate, we have some news for you, unfortunately some really bad news, but, some good news, and maybe some more good news'.

'Well,' says the bloke, 'I guess I'd better have the bad news first?'

The Sarge says, 'I'm really sorry mate, but your wife is dead. Young Bill here found her lying at about five fathoms in a little cleft in the reef. He got a line around her and we pulled her up, but she was dead.' The bloke is naturally pretty distressed to hear of this and has a bit of a turn. But after a few minutes he pulls himself together and asks what the good news is.

The Sarge says, 'Well when we got your wife up there were quite a few really good sized crays and a swag of nice crabs attached to her, so we've brought you your share.' He hands the bloke a big sugar bag with a couple of nice crays and four or five crabs in it.

'Geez thanks. They're bloody beauties. I guess it's an ill wind and all that... So what's the other possible good news?'

'Well', the Sarge says, 'if you fancy a quick trip, me and young Bill here get off duty at around 11 o'clock and we're gonna shoot over there and pull her up again!'

Kan jy die kak glo!!!



Anyway, wat dink julle van hierdie girl?

Stel alles af....
... want die naweek kyk ons net rugby.

Saterdag, 6 Oktober:

Australia v England, Stade Vélodrome, Marseille
Kick-off: 15.00 (14.00 BST, 13.00 GMT)

New Zealand v France, Millennium Stadium, Cardiff
Kick-off: 20.00 (19.00 GMT)

Sondag, 7 Oktober:

SOUTH AFRICA v Fiji, Stade Vélodrome, Marseille
Kick-off: 15.00 (14.00 BST, 13.00 GMT)

Argentina v Scotland, Stade de France, Paris
Kick-off: 21.00 (20.00 BST, 19.00 GMT)

As jy nog nie gehoor het nie, Jannie Du Plessis join sy broer vir die wêreldbeker. Hy vervang vir BJ Botha wat beseer is.


Nooit het ek gedink ek sou dit sien nie, maar fokket... daai dude is kak vinnig!!!

Die leeuloop is gerevamp...
Da's n lelike ding wat klit wys in Parys! Iets hellemal aners as n voëlsuig of by jou baas muis wys! Hulle noem dit die "slaksleep" - op n barstoel by n braai sit n girl en eet ha slaai... Sy vra asseblief my lief kan ek slaksleep? Al is hy baie verleidelik gaan ek hom nou stap vir stap verduidelik.Sit jou hande op jou spene, maak oop jou bene, laat sak die slak tot op die stene en laat hy krul, as jy wil solank jy net slaksleep.



Die muis en die kameelperd staan en kakpraat terwyl hulle eet. Die kameelpard is duidelik dik windgat oor sy lang nek. Met etes kan ek elke happie geniet die heelpad wat hy op pad is maag toe en in die somer is dit so verfrissend om ietsie koud te drink - die koel vog verkwik my hele lyf terwyl dit in my keel afvloei..."
Die muis vra:...
"Al ooit gekots??"


...wie van julle ken die song?

Naweek!!!!! Uiteindelik!!!!!

Die foto's van die laaste paartie is ook gelaai. Nou is dis tyd vir rugby kyk, bier drink en potjiekos. Ek het gedink 'n potjie sal mooi werk hierdie naweek, aangesien ek nou al 4 keer in die laaste week gebraai het.



Hierdie lyk na die beste games om te check die naweek...

Vrydag England v Tonga 21:00
Saterdag Wales v Fiji 17:00
Sondag Ireland v Argentina 17:00
Sondag South Africa v USA 20:00




When Schalk Burger does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up; he's pushing the Earth down.
When Schalk Burger goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets Schalk Burgered.
When the Tokoloshe goes to sleep every night, he checks under his bed for Schalk Burger.
Schalk Burger counted to infinity - twice.
Schalk Burger invented every colour. Except pink. Percy Montgomery invented pink.
Schalk Burger's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Schalk Burger gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Schalk Burger can slam a revolving door.
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... rugby is duidelik nie vir almal nie!!!!


Die Stokstyf Crew gaan Saterdag se rugby 'n skip gee. Ons gaan bietjie Stockcars kyk.


Hierdie fokkers verdien al die grappe wat na hulle kant toe kom:

Q. What do Mark Boucher and Michael Jackson have in common?
A. They both wear gloves for no apparent reason.

Q. What's the difference between Graeme Smith and George Bush?
A. George Bush has more victories.

Q. What is South Africa's best chance of a win at Kingsmead?
A. Telling the other team the match is at the Wanderers.

Q. How bad is the South African batting?
A. Well, the selectors are thinking of moving Extras up the batting order.

Q. What is the height of optimism?
A. A South African batsman putting on sunscreen.

Q. What is the main function of the South African coach?
A. To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.

Q. What's the South African version of a hat-trick?
A. Three runs in three balls.

Q. Why don't South African fielders need pre-tour travel injections?
A. Because they never catch anything.

Q. What do you call a South African with 50 runs against his name?
A. A bowler.

Q. What's the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Graeme Smith?
A. His walk back to the pavilion.

Q. Who has the easiest job in the South African touring party?
A. The guy who removes the ball marks from the bats.

Q. What does Graeme Smith and a drug addict have in common??
A. Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.

Q. Who spent the most time on the crease of anyone in the South African touring party?
A. The lady who ironed the cricket uniforms.

Q. Why is Graeme Smith cleverer than Houdini?
A. Because he can get out without even trying.

Q. Why did Minky dump Graeme Smith?
A. Because he went in and out too quickly!