Toe, julle vra mos altyd hoekom is daar niks vir julle nie, nou dat daar iets is, gaan check dit uit. KLIEK HIER Petunia slaan die kitaar daar. As julle nou almal mooi saamwerk kan julle dalk 'n lekker tune aanmekaar slaan.
... en vir die manne.
Thursday, 26 April 2007
Ingelse Grapgat... so net voor die lang naweek.
Oops, amper vergeet ek, julle mense daar in Namibie het nie 'n langnaweek nie.... jammer om van julle kak te hoor.
Ok, meeste van die jokes is engels, maar dis nog steed goed.
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A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife, "Honey, I got a new secretary, and imagine what happened! She's got a red and white bra. You know, these are the colors of my favorite football team. Anyway, it's not a big deal but it feels good."
The next day when they come home his wife asks, "How was your day?" The man says, "Fantastic! It's not only her bra that is red and white but also her panties. You know it's not a big deal but it really feels good!"
The third day they meet at home after work and now the man asks his wife, "And what happened today in your office, honey?"
She says, "Oh, nothing special, sweetheart. I got a new boss today. His dick is two inches longer than yours. You know it's not a big deal but, hell, it feels good!"
----
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.
The waiter came and took their drinks order.
"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.
"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.
"I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggy.
The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.
"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy.
"I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy.
"I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggy.
The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table
and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.
"I want a banana split," said the first piggy.
"I want a cheesecake," said the second piggy.
"I want water, lots and lots of water," exclaimed the third little piggy.
"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy,"
But why have you only ordered water all evening?"
The third piggy says - "Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!
----
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea.
When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on.
"What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host.
"A premature ejaculation," said the man. "I just came in my pants!"
----
When Chuck Norris was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.
If you wake up in the morning, it's because Chuck Norris spared your life.
What color is Chuck Norris's blood? Trick question. Chuck Norris does not bleed
Chuck Norris once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Chuck Norris. Sounds like a fair fight.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Chuck Norris doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
You can lead a horse to water. Chuck Norris can make him drink.
Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink
When you open a can of whoop-ass, Chuck Norris jumps out.
Simon Says should be renamed to Chuck Norris Says because if Chuck Norris says something then you better do it.
Killing Chuck Norris doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
When Google can't find something, it asks Chuck Norris for help.
In 96 hours, Chuck Norris has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What have you done with your life?
There is the right way, the wrong way, and the Chuck Norris way. It's basically the right way but faster and more deaths.
When Chuck Norris watches a pot, it boils immediately.
Chuck Norris once killed a group of Samurai Warriors with only a ball point pen. This lead to the phrase "The pen is mightier than the sword."
When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
--------------------
An Italian, a Frenchman and an Indian was drinking at a bar discussing
what they had done the previous evening.
The Italian says: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with
the finest olive oil, then we made passionate love and I made her scream
non stop for five minutes."
The Frenchman says: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body
with a special aphrodisiac oil, then we made passionate love. I made her
scream for fifteen minutes straight."
The Indian says: That's nothing. Last night I massaged my wife all over
her body with a special butter. I caressed her entire body with the
butter, then made love and I made her scream for two long hours."
The Italian and Frenchman, astonished, asked, "Two hours, phenomenal!
How did you do it to make her scream for two hours?"
Indian : "I wiped my hands on the curtains."
------
A man is eating in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous blond eating at the next table. He has been checking her out all night, but lacks the nerve to go talk to her. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of her socket towards the man. He reflexively grabs and snatches it out of the air.
"Oh my god, I am sooo sorry, " the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy you dinner to make it up to you."
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together and afterwards the woman invites him back to her place for a drink. They go back to her HOUSE, and after a bit she leads him into the bedroom and begins undressing him.
The couple have wild passionate sex over and over all night. The next morning when he awakens, she has already gotten up and brings him breakfast in bed. The guy is amazed.
"You know, you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"
"No," she replies... "You just happened to catch my eye."
------
An old man was laying on his death bed. With only hours to live, he suddenly noticed the scent of chocolate chip cookies coming from the kitchen. With his last bit of energy, the old man pulled himself out from his bed, across the floor to the stairs, and down the stairs to the kitchen. There, the old man's wife was baking chocolate chip cookies. With his last ounce of energy, the old man reached for a cookie. His wife, however, quickly smacked him across the back of his hand, and exclaimed, "Leave them alone, they're for the funeral!".
-----
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender. He ordered a drink and when he was served, asked the bartender if he would get the money from his wallet in his pocket, since he has no arms.
The bartender obliged him. He then asked if the bartender would tip the glass to his lips. The bartender did this until the man finished his drink. He then asked if the bartender would get a hanky from his pocket and wipe the foam from his lips. The bartender did it and commented it must be very difficult not to have arms and have to ask someone to do nearly everything for him.
The man said, "Yes, it is a bit difficult at times. By the way, where is your restroom?
The bartender quickly replied, "The closest one is in the gas station three blocks down the street."
------------
When Joe, a nice man married for over 50 years died, his wife, Myrtle was devastated.
A couple of months later, Myrtle also died. Once in heaven, Myrtle , Anxiously looked for Joe. Suddenly, behind a cloud, she could clearly see him. She run towards him, calling his name: "Joe. darling.. "
Joe said: "Hold your horses woman, and don't "darling" me. The deal was very clear!! "Until death do us part!"
Oops, amper vergeet ek, julle mense daar in Namibie het nie 'n langnaweek nie.... jammer om van julle kak te hoor.
Ok, meeste van die jokes is engels, maar dis nog steed goed.
------
A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife, "Honey, I got a new secretary, and imagine what happened! She's got a red and white bra. You know, these are the colors of my favorite football team. Anyway, it's not a big deal but it feels good."
The next day when they come home his wife asks, "How was your day?" The man says, "Fantastic! It's not only her bra that is red and white but also her panties. You know it's not a big deal but it really feels good!"
The third day they meet at home after work and now the man asks his wife, "And what happened today in your office, honey?"
She says, "Oh, nothing special, sweetheart. I got a new boss today. His dick is two inches longer than yours. You know it's not a big deal but, hell, it feels good!"
----
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.
The waiter came and took their drinks order.
"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.
"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.
"I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggy.
The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.
"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy.
"I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy.
"I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggy.
The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table
and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.
"I want a banana split," said the first piggy.
"I want a cheesecake," said the second piggy.
"I want water, lots and lots of water," exclaimed the third little piggy.
"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy,"
But why have you only ordered water all evening?"
The third piggy says - "Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!
----
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea.
When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on.
"What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host.
"A premature ejaculation," said the man. "I just came in my pants!"
----
When Chuck Norris was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.
If you wake up in the morning, it's because Chuck Norris spared your life.
What color is Chuck Norris's blood? Trick question. Chuck Norris does not bleed
Chuck Norris once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Chuck Norris. Sounds like a fair fight.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Chuck Norris doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
You can lead a horse to water. Chuck Norris can make him drink.
Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink
When you open a can of whoop-ass, Chuck Norris jumps out.
Simon Says should be renamed to Chuck Norris Says because if Chuck Norris says something then you better do it.
Killing Chuck Norris doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
When Google can't find something, it asks Chuck Norris for help.
In 96 hours, Chuck Norris has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What have you done with your life?
There is the right way, the wrong way, and the Chuck Norris way. It's basically the right way but faster and more deaths.
When Chuck Norris watches a pot, it boils immediately.
Chuck Norris once killed a group of Samurai Warriors with only a ball point pen. This lead to the phrase "The pen is mightier than the sword."
When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
--------------------
An Italian, a Frenchman and an Indian was drinking at a bar discussing
what they had done the previous evening.
The Italian says: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with
the finest olive oil, then we made passionate love and I made her scream
non stop for five minutes."
The Frenchman says: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body
with a special aphrodisiac oil, then we made passionate love. I made her
scream for fifteen minutes straight."
The Indian says: That's nothing. Last night I massaged my wife all over
her body with a special butter. I caressed her entire body with the
butter, then made love and I made her scream for two long hours."
The Italian and Frenchman, astonished, asked, "Two hours, phenomenal!
How did you do it to make her scream for two hours?"
Indian : "I wiped my hands on the curtains."
------
A man is eating in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous blond eating at the next table. He has been checking her out all night, but lacks the nerve to go talk to her. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of her socket towards the man. He reflexively grabs and snatches it out of the air.
"Oh my god, I am sooo sorry, " the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy you dinner to make it up to you."
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together and afterwards the woman invites him back to her place for a drink. They go back to her HOUSE, and after a bit she leads him into the bedroom and begins undressing him.
The couple have wild passionate sex over and over all night. The next morning when he awakens, she has already gotten up and brings him breakfast in bed. The guy is amazed.
"You know, you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"
"No," she replies... "You just happened to catch my eye."
------
An old man was laying on his death bed. With only hours to live, he suddenly noticed the scent of chocolate chip cookies coming from the kitchen. With his last bit of energy, the old man pulled himself out from his bed, across the floor to the stairs, and down the stairs to the kitchen. There, the old man's wife was baking chocolate chip cookies. With his last ounce of energy, the old man reached for a cookie. His wife, however, quickly smacked him across the back of his hand, and exclaimed, "Leave them alone, they're for the funeral!".
-----
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender. He ordered a drink and when he was served, asked the bartender if he would get the money from his wallet in his pocket, since he has no arms.
The bartender obliged him. He then asked if the bartender would tip the glass to his lips. The bartender did this until the man finished his drink. He then asked if the bartender would get a hanky from his pocket and wipe the foam from his lips. The bartender did it and commented it must be very difficult not to have arms and have to ask someone to do nearly everything for him.
The man said, "Yes, it is a bit difficult at times. By the way, where is your restroom?
The bartender quickly replied, "The closest one is in the gas station three blocks down the street."
------------
When Joe, a nice man married for over 50 years died, his wife, Myrtle was devastated.
A couple of months later, Myrtle also died. Once in heaven, Myrtle , Anxiously looked for Joe. Suddenly, behind a cloud, she could clearly see him. She run towards him, calling his name: "Joe. darling.. "
Joe said: "Hold your horses woman, and don't "darling" me. The deal was very clear!! "Until death do us part!"
Wednesday, 25 April 2007
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Vrydag se jokes
'n Jong meisie is genooi vir aandete by haar nuwe kêrel se ouers sodat hulle mekaar kan ontmoet en haar senuwees kriewel maar so effens.
Met die intrap slag kom sy agter dat liefie se ouers nie heeltemaal ten gunste van die verhouding is nie en dit maak haar nog meer gespanne.
Aandete word bedien en die lot gaan sit aan tafel en kort voor lank kom sy agter dat haar maag grom en borrel juis omdat haar senuwees so op hol is en die blomkool en brocoli bredie maak dinge nog erger.
Ten spyte van 'n moedige poging om die poep in te hou glip 'n dowwe "poef" uit.
Niks ernstig nie, maar hard genoeg vir almal aan tafel om te hoor.
Nog voordat sy kan bloos, om verskoning vra of begin skaam kry sê liefie se pa met 'n ernstige stem "Wollie!" vir die poedel wat onder haar stoel lê en slaap wat haar vreeslik verlig laat.
Kort voor lank voel sy die kompressie weer opbou en sonder om twee keer te dink laat los sy die poep, net soos om 'n arend Weer vry te laat na gevangenskap, wat die tafel laat vibreer.
Met 'n nog ernstiger en kwaai stem skel pa weer "WOLLIE!" en sy moet haar beteul om nie sommer uit te bars van die lag nie. Met hierdie klas vryheid en 'n poedel wat elke keer die skuld kry laat sy haar poepol blom met die volgende poep.
'n Oordonderende gedreun engeween en gekners van tande wat die kristal kandelaar laat sidder en trillings in die wynglase veroorsaak. Baie vererg slaan pa met sy vuis op die tafel:
"FOKKIT WOLLIE!!! Kom onder daai stoel uit voor sy jou bekak!"
A black guy and his wife are invited to a fancy dress party. He tells his wife to go and look for the costumes. That night, when he gets back from work, he finds on the bed a SUPERMAN costume. Shouting, he says to his wife: "What the fuck is this? When have you ever seen a black SUPERMAN ?"
The wife is upset and goes back to the shop to exchange it. When the husband arrives, on the bed he sees a BATMAN costume and he shouts: "You are fucking mad woman. When have you seen a black BATMAN?
Go and change it for something better." The wife is now very annoyed, she returns the costume and buys various things. On the bed she places 3 white buttons, a white belt and a wooden pole.
When the husband returns and finds the objects on the bed, he says to his wife: "Whats this ?" The wife responds: " Its so that you can choose your costume: If you take off your clothes and stick the buttons to your body you can go as a Domino, If you don't like that you can wear the white belt and go as an Oreo biscuit, If your still not happy you can stick the pole up your ass and go as a MAGNUM !
'n Jong meisie is genooi vir aandete by haar nuwe kêrel se ouers sodat hulle mekaar kan ontmoet en haar senuwees kriewel maar so effens.
Met die intrap slag kom sy agter dat liefie se ouers nie heeltemaal ten gunste van die verhouding is nie en dit maak haar nog meer gespanne.
Aandete word bedien en die lot gaan sit aan tafel en kort voor lank kom sy agter dat haar maag grom en borrel juis omdat haar senuwees so op hol is en die blomkool en brocoli bredie maak dinge nog erger.
Ten spyte van 'n moedige poging om die poep in te hou glip 'n dowwe "poef" uit.
Niks ernstig nie, maar hard genoeg vir almal aan tafel om te hoor.
Nog voordat sy kan bloos, om verskoning vra of begin skaam kry sê liefie se pa met 'n ernstige stem "Wollie!" vir die poedel wat onder haar stoel lê en slaap wat haar vreeslik verlig laat.
Kort voor lank voel sy die kompressie weer opbou en sonder om twee keer te dink laat los sy die poep, net soos om 'n arend Weer vry te laat na gevangenskap, wat die tafel laat vibreer.
Met 'n nog ernstiger en kwaai stem skel pa weer "WOLLIE!" en sy moet haar beteul om nie sommer uit te bars van die lag nie. Met hierdie klas vryheid en 'n poedel wat elke keer die skuld kry laat sy haar poepol blom met die volgende poep.
'n Oordonderende gedreun engeween en gekners van tande wat die kristal kandelaar laat sidder en trillings in die wynglase veroorsaak. Baie vererg slaan pa met sy vuis op die tafel:
"FOKKIT WOLLIE!!! Kom onder daai stoel uit voor sy jou bekak!"
A black guy and his wife are invited to a fancy dress party. He tells his wife to go and look for the costumes. That night, when he gets back from work, he finds on the bed a SUPERMAN costume. Shouting, he says to his wife: "What the fuck is this? When have you ever seen a black SUPERMAN ?"
The wife is upset and goes back to the shop to exchange it. When the husband arrives, on the bed he sees a BATMAN costume and he shouts: "You are fucking mad woman. When have you seen a black BATMAN?
Go and change it for something better." The wife is now very annoyed, she returns the costume and buys various things. On the bed she places 3 white buttons, a white belt and a wooden pole.
When the husband returns and finds the objects on the bed, he says to his wife: "Whats this ?" The wife responds: " Its so that you can choose your costume: If you take off your clothes and stick the buttons to your body you can go as a Domino, If you don't like that you can wear the white belt and go as an Oreo biscuit, If your still not happy you can stick the pole up your ass and go as a MAGNUM !
Lang, snaakse storie
Dis lank maar die moeite werd om te lees.
All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal - The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now ... the wax.
My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, and play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: "Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of
the medicine cabinet." So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom.
It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be?
I mean, I'm not a Genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out. (YA THINK!?!)
So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips facing each other stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, my genius kicks in so I get out the hair dryer and heat it to 1000 degrees. ("Cold wax," yeah...right!) I lay the strip across my thigh. Hold the skin around it tight and pull. It works! OK, so it wasn't the best feeling, but it wasn't too bad. I can do this! Hair removal no longer eludes me! I am She-rah, fighter of all wayward body hair and maker of smooth skin extraordinaire.
With my next wax strip, I move north. After checking on the kids, I sneak back into the bathroom, for the ultimate hair fighting championship. I drop my panties and place one foot on the toilet. Using the same procedure, I apply the one strip across the right side of my bikini line, covering the right half of my *hoo-hoo* and stretching down to the inside of my butt cheek (Yes, it was a long strip)
I inhale deeply and brace myself.... RRRRIIIPPP!!!!
I'm blind!!! Blinded from pain!!!! .... OH!!!!!!!!!
Vision returning, I notice that I've only managed to pull off half the strip.
OH NO! What have I done???!!!
Another deep breath and RRIIPP!! Everything is swirly and spotted. I think I may pass out...must stay conscious... Do I hear crashing drums???
Breathe, breathe...OK, back to normal. I want to see my trophy - a wax covered strip, the one that has caused me so much pain, with my hairy pelt sticking to it. I want to revel in the glory that is my triumph over body hair. I hold up the strip! There's no hair on it. Where is the hair??? WHERE IS THE WAX???
Slowly I ease my head down, foot still perched on the toilet. I see the hair. The hair that should be on the strip. I touch. I am touching wax.
WHAT?! I run my fingers over the most sensitive part of my body, which is now covered in cold wax and matted hair. Then I make the next BIG mistake...remember my foot is still propped up on the toilet? I know I need to do something. So I put my foot down. My LIFE FLASHES BEFORE ME!!!!!! I hear the slamming of a cell door. *Hoo-hoo*? Sealed shut! Butt?? Sealed shut!
I penguin-walk around the bathroom trying to figure out what to do and think to myself "Please don't let me get the urge to poop. My head may pop off!" What can I do to melt the wax? Hot water!! Hot water melts wax!!!
I'll run the hottest water I can stand into the bathtub, get in, immerse the wax-covered bits and the wax should melt and I can gently wipe it off, right??? WRONG!!!!!!!
I get in the tub - the water is slightly hotter than that used to torture prisoners of war or sterilize surgical equipment - I sit. Now, the only thing worse than having your nether regions glued Together is havingthem glued together and then glued to the bottom of the tub...in scalding hot water. Which, by the way, doesn't melt cold wax. So, now I'm stuck to the bottom of the tub as though I had cement-epoxied myself to the
porcelain!!
Bless the man who had convinced me a few months ago to have a phone put in the bathroom!!!!! I call my friend, thinking surely she has waxed before and has some secret of how to get me undone.
It's a very good conversation starter, "So, my butt and who-ha are glued together to the bottom of the tub!"
There is a slight pause. She doesn't know any secret tricks for removal but she does try to hide her laughter from me. She wants to know exactly where the wax is located, "Are we talking cheeks or hoo- ha?"
She's laughing out loud by now....I can hear her. I give her the rundown and she suggests I call the number on the side of the box. YEAH!!!!! Right!! I should become the joke of someone else's night.
While we go through various solutions. I resort to scraping the wax off with a razor. Nothing feels better then to have your girlie goodies covered in hot wax, glued shut, stuck to the tub in super hot water and then dry-shaving the sticky wax off!!
By now the brain is not working, dignity has taken a major hike, and I'm pretty sure I'm going to need Post-Traumatic Stress counseling for this event.
My friend is still talking with me when I finally see my saving grace.... the lotion they give you to remove the excess wax. I really, what do I have to lose at this point? I rub some on and ..... OH!!!!!!! The scream probably woke the kids and scared the dickens out of my friend. It's sooo painful, but I really don't care. "IT WORKS!! It works!!" I get a hearty congratulation from my friend and she hangs up. I successfully remove the remainder of the wax and then notice to my grief and despair....
THE HAIR IS STILL THERE ... ALL OF IT!!!!!!!!!!
So I recklessly shave it off. Heck, I'm numb by now. Nothing hurts. I could have amputated my own leg at this point. Next week I'm going to try hair color... Now that's funny... Notttttttttt!!!!
Dis lank maar die moeite werd om te lees.
All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal - The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now ... the wax.
My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, and play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: "Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of
the medicine cabinet." So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom.
It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be?
I mean, I'm not a Genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out. (YA THINK!?!)
So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips facing each other stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, my genius kicks in so I get out the hair dryer and heat it to 1000 degrees. ("Cold wax," yeah...right!) I lay the strip across my thigh. Hold the skin around it tight and pull. It works! OK, so it wasn't the best feeling, but it wasn't too bad. I can do this! Hair removal no longer eludes me! I am She-rah, fighter of all wayward body hair and maker of smooth skin extraordinaire.
With my next wax strip, I move north. After checking on the kids, I sneak back into the bathroom, for the ultimate hair fighting championship. I drop my panties and place one foot on the toilet. Using the same procedure, I apply the one strip across the right side of my bikini line, covering the right half of my *hoo-hoo* and stretching down to the inside of my butt cheek (Yes, it was a long strip)
I inhale deeply and brace myself.... RRRRIIIPPP!!!!
I'm blind!!! Blinded from pain!!!! .... OH!!!!!!!!!
Vision returning, I notice that I've only managed to pull off half the strip.
OH NO! What have I done???!!!
Another deep breath and RRIIPP!! Everything is swirly and spotted. I think I may pass out...must stay conscious... Do I hear crashing drums???
Breathe, breathe...OK, back to normal. I want to see my trophy - a wax covered strip, the one that has caused me so much pain, with my hairy pelt sticking to it. I want to revel in the glory that is my triumph over body hair. I hold up the strip! There's no hair on it. Where is the hair??? WHERE IS THE WAX???
Slowly I ease my head down, foot still perched on the toilet. I see the hair. The hair that should be on the strip. I touch. I am touching wax.
WHAT?! I run my fingers over the most sensitive part of my body, which is now covered in cold wax and matted hair. Then I make the next BIG mistake...remember my foot is still propped up on the toilet? I know I need to do something. So I put my foot down. My LIFE FLASHES BEFORE ME!!!!!! I hear the slamming of a cell door. *Hoo-hoo*? Sealed shut! Butt?? Sealed shut!
I penguin-walk around the bathroom trying to figure out what to do and think to myself "Please don't let me get the urge to poop. My head may pop off!" What can I do to melt the wax? Hot water!! Hot water melts wax!!!
I'll run the hottest water I can stand into the bathtub, get in, immerse the wax-covered bits and the wax should melt and I can gently wipe it off, right??? WRONG!!!!!!!
I get in the tub - the water is slightly hotter than that used to torture prisoners of war or sterilize surgical equipment - I sit. Now, the only thing worse than having your nether regions glued Together is havingthem glued together and then glued to the bottom of the tub...in scalding hot water. Which, by the way, doesn't melt cold wax. So, now I'm stuck to the bottom of the tub as though I had cement-epoxied myself to the
porcelain!!
Bless the man who had convinced me a few months ago to have a phone put in the bathroom!!!!! I call my friend, thinking surely she has waxed before and has some secret of how to get me undone.
It's a very good conversation starter, "So, my butt and who-ha are glued together to the bottom of the tub!"
There is a slight pause. She doesn't know any secret tricks for removal but she does try to hide her laughter from me. She wants to know exactly where the wax is located, "Are we talking cheeks or hoo- ha?"
She's laughing out loud by now....I can hear her. I give her the rundown and she suggests I call the number on the side of the box. YEAH!!!!! Right!! I should become the joke of someone else's night.
While we go through various solutions. I resort to scraping the wax off with a razor. Nothing feels better then to have your girlie goodies covered in hot wax, glued shut, stuck to the tub in super hot water and then dry-shaving the sticky wax off!!
By now the brain is not working, dignity has taken a major hike, and I'm pretty sure I'm going to need Post-Traumatic Stress counseling for this event.
My friend is still talking with me when I finally see my saving grace.... the lotion they give you to remove the excess wax. I really, what do I have to lose at this point? I rub some on and ..... OH!!!!!!! The scream probably woke the kids and scared the dickens out of my friend. It's sooo painful, but I really don't care. "IT WORKS!! It works!!" I get a hearty congratulation from my friend and she hangs up. I successfully remove the remainder of the wax and then notice to my grief and despair....
THE HAIR IS STILL THERE ... ALL OF IT!!!!!!!!!!
So I recklessly shave it off. Heck, I'm numb by now. Nothing hurts. I could have amputated my own leg at this point. Next week I'm going to try hair color... Now that's funny... Notttttttttt!!!!
Thursday, 19 April 2007
Stokstyf moet geservice word.
NET SO VINNIGE UPDATE: Dis site is nou temporarily diabled tot Maandag. Daarna sal dinge vinniger en beter wees.
Die server kan net nie meer byhou nie.
Die skielike toevloei van mense maak dat ons die site moet update.
More moet julle maar tevrede wees met die blog (die res van die site shutdown om 16h00) .
Daar sal wel more 'n nuwe "Babe van die week" wees, aangesien die foto's nog steeds instroom.
Moenie worry nie julle sal fokkol mis nie. Al die foto's wat nie hierdie week geplaas is nie, sal volgende week daar wees (in 'n vinniger album).
Julle het nou, voor Vrydag middag, die kans om nou vir ons enige voorstelle te stuur van dinge wat julle graag op die site sal wil sien. Ja, ek weet die girls voel bietjie afgeskeep, maar dit sal ook volgende week uitgesort wees. Ons nuwe crew-member Jackie Cummings gaan seker maak STOKSTYF het 'n SOPNAT seksie. Soos ek vir haar ken gaan sy tien teen een van die manne ook nat hê.
NET SO VINNIGE UPDATE: Dis site is nou temporarily diabled tot Maandag. Daarna sal dinge vinniger en beter wees.
Die server kan net nie meer byhou nie.
Die skielike toevloei van mense maak dat ons die site moet update.
More moet julle maar tevrede wees met die blog (die res van die site shutdown om 16h00) .
Daar sal wel more 'n nuwe "Babe van die week" wees, aangesien die foto's nog steeds instroom.
Moenie worry nie julle sal fokkol mis nie. Al die foto's wat nie hierdie week geplaas is nie, sal volgende week daar wees (in 'n vinniger album).
Julle het nou, voor Vrydag middag, die kans om nou vir ons enige voorstelle te stuur van dinge wat julle graag op die site sal wil sien. Ja, ek weet die girls voel bietjie afgeskeep, maar dit sal ook volgende week uitgesort wees. Ons nuwe crew-member Jackie Cummings gaan seker maak STOKSTYF het 'n SOPNAT seksie. Soos ek vir haar ken gaan sy tien teen een van die manne ook nat hê.
Wednesday, 18 April 2007
1000000
Ons het reeds meer as 1 000 000 hits hierdie jaar!!!
As gevolg van die skielike toename in besoekers, sal ons so paar veranderinge moet maak.
Die site raak net te stadig en die host server te besig. Ons laai op die oomblik nie veel foto's nie, maar moenie worry nie, sodra die nuwe albums enscripts uitgesort is, sal al die nuwe foto's daar wees. Wees dus net geduldig, alle goeie goed kom met tyd.
Ons het reeds meer as 1 000 000 hits hierdie jaar!!!
As gevolg van die skielike toename in besoekers, sal ons so paar veranderinge moet maak.
Die site raak net te stadig en die host server te besig. Ons laai op die oomblik nie veel foto's nie, maar moenie worry nie, sodra die nuwe albums enscripts uitgesort is, sal al die nuwe foto's daar wees. Wees dus net geduldig, alle goeie goed kom met tyd.
Tuesday, 17 April 2007
So paar grappe
DIE SKOOLJAAR IS WEER IN VOLLE SWANG EN DIS JANNIE SE TWEEDE DAG OP SKOOL.
TOT SY MA SE VERBASING IS HY 10 UUR DIE OGGEND AL TERUG BY DIE HUIS.
WAAROM IS JY NOU AL TERUG?" VRA SY MA..
"DIE MENEER EN JUFFROU HET GAAN BRAAI" VERTEL JANNIE.
"GAAN BRAAI, OP 'N DINSDAG OGGEND WANNER HULLE MOET WERK?
HOE WEET JY DIT?" VRA SY MA.
"MENEER HET VIR JUFFROU OOR DIE INTERKOM GEROEP EN GESÊ SY MOET HAAR ROOSTER BRING,
TOE KOM EK MAAR HUISTOE WANT EK WEET HOE LANK VAT 'N BRAAI!"
Little Johnny hears the word brothel in school and asks his father what it means. His father is quite shocked, and replies, "Well, uh, you go there to, uh, have a good time."
Little Johnny starts screaming and hollering that he wants to go there,too, but his father insists that he's too young.
Saturday night rolls around. Little Johnny's dad and a few of his friends head out to Mable's ("Liquor In The Front, Poker In The Rear!- Our Customers Come First!) for a "good time."
Naturally, Little Johnny tags along secretly.
After his dad and his dad's friends have been safely inside for some time, Little Johnny knocks on the door.
The Madame opens the door."Yes?" she asks.
"I'm here to have a good time!"
The Madame is a little puzzled, but being a kind-hearted soul, invites Little Johnny inside. She gives him three donuts and then bids him goodbye. When he gets home, his dad is frantic.
"Where have you been?"
"I went to a WHOREHOUSE!" Little Johnny proudly boasted! Little Johnny's dad blanched. "Uhh, you did? Umm, how was it?"
"Well, I managed the first two without any problem, but I just licked the third one!"
DIE SKOOLJAAR IS WEER IN VOLLE SWANG EN DIS JANNIE SE TWEEDE DAG OP SKOOL.
TOT SY MA SE VERBASING IS HY 10 UUR DIE OGGEND AL TERUG BY DIE HUIS.
WAAROM IS JY NOU AL TERUG?" VRA SY MA..
"DIE MENEER EN JUFFROU HET GAAN BRAAI" VERTEL JANNIE.
"GAAN BRAAI, OP 'N DINSDAG OGGEND WANNER HULLE MOET WERK?
HOE WEET JY DIT?" VRA SY MA.
"MENEER HET VIR JUFFROU OOR DIE INTERKOM GEROEP EN GESÊ SY MOET HAAR ROOSTER BRING,
TOE KOM EK MAAR HUISTOE WANT EK WEET HOE LANK VAT 'N BRAAI!"
Little Johnny hears the word brothel in school and asks his father what it means. His father is quite shocked, and replies, "Well, uh, you go there to, uh, have a good time."
Little Johnny starts screaming and hollering that he wants to go there,too, but his father insists that he's too young.
Saturday night rolls around. Little Johnny's dad and a few of his friends head out to Mable's ("Liquor In The Front, Poker In The Rear!- Our Customers Come First!) for a "good time."
Naturally, Little Johnny tags along secretly.
After his dad and his dad's friends have been safely inside for some time, Little Johnny knocks on the door.
The Madame opens the door."Yes?" she asks.
"I'm here to have a good time!"
The Madame is a little puzzled, but being a kind-hearted soul, invites Little Johnny inside. She gives him three donuts and then bids him goodbye. When he gets home, his dad is frantic.
"Where have you been?"
"I went to a WHOREHOUSE!" Little Johnny proudly boasted! Little Johnny's dad blanched. "Uhh, you did? Umm, how was it?"
"Well, I managed the first two without any problem, but I just licked the third one!"
Monday, 16 April 2007
Vrouens moenie jag nie.
Die ou gaan gereeld jag en sy vrou moet altyd by die huis bly. Sy besluit toe om vir haar `n geweer te koop en saam te gaan jag. Op die plaas aangekom sê hy vir haar om links teen die rivier af te loop dan loop hy regs teen die rivier af.
Hulle sal dan weer mekaar onder by die hoof hek ontmoet. So gesê, so gedaan. Hy het skaars 200 meter geloop toe hy drie skote hoor klap.
Hy hardloop terug in haar rigting en by die rivier kry hy haar. Sy stry kliphard met `n man...
"Meneer, dit is my Kudu die ek het hom eerste gesien en drie kopskote gegee!"
"Goed mevrou, ek gaan nie verder met jou stry nie, vat dan die kudu vir jou, maar gee jy om as ek darem net my saal en toom van jou fokkin kudu afhaal!?"
Die ou gaan gereeld jag en sy vrou moet altyd by die huis bly. Sy besluit toe om vir haar `n geweer te koop en saam te gaan jag. Op die plaas aangekom sê hy vir haar om links teen die rivier af te loop dan loop hy regs teen die rivier af.
Hulle sal dan weer mekaar onder by die hoof hek ontmoet. So gesê, so gedaan. Hy het skaars 200 meter geloop toe hy drie skote hoor klap.
Hy hardloop terug in haar rigting en by die rivier kry hy haar. Sy stry kliphard met `n man...
"Meneer, dit is my Kudu die ek het hom eerste gesien en drie kopskote gegee!"
"Goed mevrou, ek gaan nie verder met jou stry nie, vat dan die kudu vir jou, maar gee jy om as ek darem net my saal en toom van jou fokkin kudu afhaal!?"
Friday, 13 April 2007
Thursday, 12 April 2007
Cool engelse grappe
Accident insurance claim forms ask for a brief statement about how the accident happened
- "A pedestrian hit me and went under my car."
- "The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention."
- "I had been learning to drive with power steering. I turned the wheel to what I thought was enough and found myself in a different direction going the opposite way."
- "Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have."
- "I thought my window was down; but found it was up when I put my hand through it."
- "No one was to blame for the accident, but it never would have happened if the other driver had been alert."
- "The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran over him."
- "I saw the slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car."
- "I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident."
- "I was taking my canary to the hospital. It got loose in the car and flew out the window. The next thing I saw was his rear end, and there was a crash."
- "I was backing my car out of the driveway in the usual manner when it was struck by the other car in the same place where it had been struck several times before."
- "The indirect cause of this accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth."
- "The accident happened when the right door of a car came around the corner without giving a signal."
- "I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows."
- "I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection, a hedge sprung up, obscuring my vision."
- "I was on the way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident."
- "I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him."
- "I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat, I found that I had a fractured skull."
- "My wench slipped, losing my balance, and I hurt my back."
- "I was unable to stop in time, and my car crashed into the other vehicle.
The driver and passengers then left immediately for a vacation with injuries."
- "To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian."
- "The accident occurred when I was attempting to bring my car out of a skid by steering it into the other vehicle."
- "When I could not avoid a collision, I stepped on the gas and crashed into the other car."
- "I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way."
- "In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole."
- "My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle."
- "As I approached the intersection, a stop sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident."
- "The telephone pole was approaching fast. I was attempting to swerve out of its path when it struck my front end."
- "A truck backed though my windshield and into my wife's face."
- "I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment."
- "The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him."
- "An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle, and vanished."
Little Johnny
A teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.
Mary said, "My family went to the Johannesburg zoo, and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted the word 'fascinate'."
Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to the Pretoria Zoo and saw the animals. I was fascinated."
The teacher said, "Good, but I wanted the word 'fascinate'."
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Johnny was noted for is bad language. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate" so she called on him.
Johnny said, "My sister has a sweater with 10 buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten 8."
Blonds
A couple of blondes were driving through Louisiana when they came to a sign
that told them they were almost to Natchitoches. They argued all the way
there about how to pronounce the name of the town. Finally they stopped for
lunch. After getting their food, one of the blondes said to the cashier,
"Can you settle an argument for us? Very slowly, tell us where we are."
The cashier leaned over the counter and said:
"Buuurrrrrr-Gerrrrrr Kiiiinnnnnggg"
Accident insurance claim forms ask for a brief statement about how the accident happened
- "A pedestrian hit me and went under my car."
- "The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention."
- "I had been learning to drive with power steering. I turned the wheel to what I thought was enough and found myself in a different direction going the opposite way."
- "Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have."
- "I thought my window was down; but found it was up when I put my hand through it."
- "No one was to blame for the accident, but it never would have happened if the other driver had been alert."
- "The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran over him."
- "I saw the slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car."
- "I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident."
- "I was taking my canary to the hospital. It got loose in the car and flew out the window. The next thing I saw was his rear end, and there was a crash."
- "I was backing my car out of the driveway in the usual manner when it was struck by the other car in the same place where it had been struck several times before."
- "The indirect cause of this accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth."
- "The accident happened when the right door of a car came around the corner without giving a signal."
- "I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows."
- "I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection, a hedge sprung up, obscuring my vision."
- "I was on the way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident."
- "I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him."
- "I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat, I found that I had a fractured skull."
- "My wench slipped, losing my balance, and I hurt my back."
- "I was unable to stop in time, and my car crashed into the other vehicle.
The driver and passengers then left immediately for a vacation with injuries."
- "To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian."
- "The accident occurred when I was attempting to bring my car out of a skid by steering it into the other vehicle."
- "When I could not avoid a collision, I stepped on the gas and crashed into the other car."
- "I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way."
- "In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole."
- "My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle."
- "As I approached the intersection, a stop sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident."
- "The telephone pole was approaching fast. I was attempting to swerve out of its path when it struck my front end."
- "A truck backed though my windshield and into my wife's face."
- "I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment."
- "The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him."
- "An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle, and vanished."
Little Johnny
A teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.
Mary said, "My family went to the Johannesburg zoo, and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted the word 'fascinate'."
Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to the Pretoria Zoo and saw the animals. I was fascinated."
The teacher said, "Good, but I wanted the word 'fascinate'."
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Johnny was noted for is bad language. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate" so she called on him.
Johnny said, "My sister has a sweater with 10 buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten 8."
Blonds
A couple of blondes were driving through Louisiana when they came to a sign
that told them they were almost to Natchitoches. They argued all the way
there about how to pronounce the name of the town. Finally they stopped for
lunch. After getting their food, one of the blondes said to the cashier,
"Can you settle an argument for us? Very slowly, tell us where we are."
The cashier leaned over the counter and said:
"Buuurrrrrr-Gerrrrrr Kiiiinnnnnggg"
Wednesday, 11 April 2007
Woensdag grapgat
Man en sy vrou word wakker gemaak 3 uur in die oggend deur 'n harde geklop aan die deur.
Die man staan op en gaan maak die deur oop waar 'n dronkie in die gietende reen staan.
Die ou dronkie se hy het iemand nodig om hom te stoot.
"Daar is nie 'n manier nie." Se die man. "Dit is drie uur in die oggend." Hy slaan die deur toe en gaan terug bed toe.
"Wie was dit?" vra sy vrou.
"Net 'n vreeslike dronk man wat iemand soek om hom te stoot." Antwoord hy.
"Het jy hom gehelp?" vra sy. "Nee, dit is drie uur, en dit sous daar buite!"
Wel jy het 'n kort geheue," se sy...
"Onthou jy drie maande terug toe ons kar gebreek het en daai twee ouens ons gehelp het ? Ek dink jy moet hierdie ou ook help en jy behoort jou te skaam."
Die man besef sy vrou is seker reg en trek toe maar aan.
Hy gaan uit in die gietende reen en roep uit, "Hallo, is jy nog daar?"
"Ja." kom die antwoord terug.
"Het jy nog iemand nodig om jou te stoot?" vra hy.
"Ja, asseblief." Kom die antwoord uit die donkerte.
"Waar is jy?" vra die man.
"Hier op die swing." antwoord die dronkie.
Man en sy vrou word wakker gemaak 3 uur in die oggend deur 'n harde geklop aan die deur.
Die man staan op en gaan maak die deur oop waar 'n dronkie in die gietende reen staan.
Die ou dronkie se hy het iemand nodig om hom te stoot.
"Daar is nie 'n manier nie." Se die man. "Dit is drie uur in die oggend." Hy slaan die deur toe en gaan terug bed toe.
"Wie was dit?" vra sy vrou.
"Net 'n vreeslike dronk man wat iemand soek om hom te stoot." Antwoord hy.
"Het jy hom gehelp?" vra sy. "Nee, dit is drie uur, en dit sous daar buite!"
Wel jy het 'n kort geheue," se sy...
"Onthou jy drie maande terug toe ons kar gebreek het en daai twee ouens ons gehelp het ? Ek dink jy moet hierdie ou ook help en jy behoort jou te skaam."
Die man besef sy vrou is seker reg en trek toe maar aan.
Hy gaan uit in die gietende reen en roep uit, "Hallo, is jy nog daar?"
"Ja." kom die antwoord terug.
"Het jy nog iemand nodig om jou te stoot?" vra hy.
"Ja, asseblief." Kom die antwoord uit die donkerte.
"Waar is jy?" vra die man.
"Hier op die swing." antwoord die dronkie.
Tuesday, 10 April 2007
Thursday, 05 April 2007
Lag 'n slag
Waarskuwing:
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."
The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.
Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.
If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book or contact "beer experts" like the STOKSTYF CREW ( www.stokstyf.co.za ). They are a highly trained unit, specialising in disposing of beer in a safe environmental friendly way.
Hoe gaan jy hierdie een verduidelik?
Krieket spanne:
Waarskuwing:
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."
The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.
Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.
If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book or contact "beer experts" like the STOKSTYF CREW ( www.stokstyf.co.za ). They are a highly trained unit, specialising in disposing of beer in a safe environmental friendly way.
Hoe gaan jy hierdie een verduidelik?
Krieket spanne:
Broos en seer...
...dis hoe ek voel vandag. Gisteraand by Barbs het my diep seergemaak.
FOTO's IS HIER as jy wil weet waar die bar is, KLIEK HIER
Maar dis niks, vanaand fok ek hierdie lyf heeltemal op, want niemand werk more nie en dit smaak my daar is vanaand weer 'n moerse party by Barbs, hulle moes glad extra mense aanstel. Wie weet, miskien is daar goeie foto geleendhede.
...dis hoe ek voel vandag. Gisteraand by Barbs het my diep seergemaak.
FOTO's IS HIER as jy wil weet waar die bar is, KLIEK HIER
Maar dis niks, vanaand fok ek hierdie lyf heeltemal op, want niemand werk more nie en dit smaak my daar is vanaand weer 'n moerse party by Barbs, hulle moes glad extra mense aanstel. Wie weet, miskien is daar goeie foto geleendhede.
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