NAWEEK!!!!
...en dis hoogtyd ook. Ek het dringend hierdie een nodig. Hierdie elke aand se gesuipery, en dan weer vroeg opstaan in die oggend, is besig om my in te haal. Ek weet ek het die site bietjie afgeskeep die week, maar daar is darem 'n klomp nuwe foto's gelaai. Die verjaarsdag foto's sal Maandag opgesit word. O ja, en voor ek vergeet, julle dames kan maar gerus die voorbeeld volg van hierdie girls. Niiice!!!!


Die week in ons inbox:

Hier die lyk mos nou na 'n lekker party... foto's sal Maandag gelaai word.


Ja, Hollands is maar 'n vreemde taal...


Een... nee wag... drie goeie redes om in krieket belang te stel.

Dis waar jou belasting geld heen gaan!!!


Ingelse grappe:

On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of South Pacific, the following people are stranded:
Two Italian men and one Italian woman.
Two French men and one French woman.
Two German men and one German woman.
Two Greek men and one Greek woman.
Two British men and one British woman.
Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman.
Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman.
Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman.
Two Irish men and one Irish woman.
Two American men and one American woman.

One month later, on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things occurred:
One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a menage a trois.
The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman.
The two Greek men are sleeping together and the Greek woman is cooking and cleaning for them.
The two British men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the British woman.
The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian woman and started swimming to another island.
The two Japanese are awaiting instructions from Tokyo..
The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, liquor store, restaurant, and laundry, and have got the woman pregnant in order to supply more employees for their stores.
The two Irish men divided the island into north and south and set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets somewhat foggy after a few pints of coconut whisky. However, they're satisfied because the British aren't having any fun.

The two American men are contemplating suicide because the American woman will not shut up and complains relentlessly about her body, the true nature of feminism, what the sun is doing to her skin, how she can do anything they can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do, and how her relationship with her mother is the root cause of all her problems, and why didn't they bring a damn cell phone so they could call 911 and get them all rescued off this forsaken deserted island in the middle of freaking nowhere
so she can get her nails done and go shopping.
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A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so begged their dad for the clue. "Well" the father said, "It's what mummy calls me sometimes." The little girl screams, "Don't eat it.... it's a fucking asshole!!"
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A Nigerian family was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother arrived from the US. It was sent by one of her daughters. The dead body was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin that the face touched the glass lid! When they opened the lid, they found a letter on top, which read as follows:

"Dear brothers and sisters, I am sending our mother's body to you for burial, since it has always been her wish to be buried in the compound of our ancestral home in Nigeria. Sorry I could not come along as I have been denied leave at work since we are short staffed this month. You will find inside the coffin, under Mama's body, 12 cans of canned fish,10 packets of Royco soup and 8 tins of hot chocolate.

Please divide these among yourselves. On Mama's feet, you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes size 9 for Sunday's eldest son. Also, there are 2 pairs of shoes for Emily's and Patience's daughters. Hope the sizes are correct. Mama is wearing 6 American t-shirts. The large size is For Josiah and the others are for my nephews. The 2 new Levis jeans that Mama is wearing are for the boys. The Swiss watch that Rhema wanted for her 21st birthday is on Mama's left wrist. Aunt Shamma, Mama is wearing the necklace, earrings and the ring that you asked for. Please take them. The 6 white cotton socks that Mama is wearing must be divided among my teenage nephews.

Please distribute all these accordingly and if anything more is required, let me know since our Pappa is also not doing well nowadays.

Your loving sister.


PS: Don't you think I look good in my new bikini?