Aaag dis niks, ek kan dit ook doen, maar dankie vir die foto.
Dis mos waarvan ek altyd praat!!! Samewerking....
A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this huge black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 12-inch private part and 3 pound per testicle, Turner Brown".
The little white man faints and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and, shaking him, manages to bring him to. The big guy says: "What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice, the little guy says: "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
The big dude says: "I saw the curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 12-inch private, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown."
The small guy says: "Turner Brown?! ... Whew, Thank God! I thought you said 'Turn around!"
Die Oom en die Tannie gaan dokter toe : Die Oom vra Viagra en die Tannie vra antibiotika.
Die Dokter vra toe hoekom benodig Tannie dan Antibiotika.
Die Tannie antwoord toe: Weet Dokter hoe gevaarlik is 'n geroeste spyker !!!
Ok, my beurt...
Seuntjie klim op bus vir skool, en toe hy gaan sit begin hy sing:
"As my pa 'n leeu was en my ma was leeu, dan was ek 'n leeuwelpie!
As my pa 'n koning was en my ma 'n koninging, dan was ek 'n prins!"
Busdrywer raak befok en geiriteerd met die klein laaitie se singery!
Toe laaitie weer begin sing, se die drywer hoogs befok:
"As jou pa 'n poepol was, en jou ma 'n straatvrou, wat was jy dan ?"
Laaitie antwoord, "Seker 'n busdrywer oom!"
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