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A English rugby practice was suspended when one of the players reported a suspicious white powdery substance was found on the field.
The police was immediately called in to investigate. Forensic experts were called in and they checked it out.
After a few minutes it was announced that the suspicious white substance, unknown to the players, was in fact the try line.
Practice was resumed after an emergency session of the rugby board decided that the players were unlikely to ever encounter the substance again.
These two guys meet after not having seen each other for many, many years.
First guy asks the second guy, "How have things been going?"
The second guy speaking very slowly tells the first guy,
"I w..a..s a..l..m..o..s..t m..a..r..r..i..e..d."
The first guy says in amazement, "Hey, you don't stutter any more."
The answer comes, "Y..e..s, I w..e..n..t t..o a
d..o..c..t..o..r a..n..d h..e t..o..l..d m..e
t..h..a..t i..f I s..p..e..a..k s..l..o..w..l..y I w..i..l..l
n..o..t s..t..u..t..t..e..r."
The first friend congratulates him and then asks again about how he was almost married.
"W..e..l..l, m..y f..i..a..n..c..e..e a..n..d I
w..e...r..e s..i..t..t..i..n..g o..n h..e..r
p..o..r..c..h a..n..d t..h..e d..o..g w..a..s
s..c..r..a..t..c..h..i..n..g h..i..s b..a..c..k a..n..d
I t..o..l..d h..e..r t..h..a..t w..h..e..n w..e
a..r..e m..a..r..r..i..e..d, s..h..e c..a..n d..o
t..h..a..t f..o..r m..e. A..n..d t..h..e..n.. s..h..e
t..h..r..e..w t..h..e r..i...n..g i..n m..y f..a..c..e."
"Why would she throw the ring in your face for that?" asks the first friend.
"W..e..l..l, I s..p..e..a..k s..o s..l...o..w..l..y,
t..h..a..t b..y t..h..e t..i..m..e s..h..e
l..o..o..k..e..d a..t t..h..e d..o..g, h...e w..a..s
l..i..c..k..i..n..g h..i..s b..a..l..l..s!"
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