Haai shame...

Dear Dr. Ruth,

I am a crack dealer in KEMPTON PARK, GAUTENG who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Hillbrow and one of my sisters, who lives in Benoni, is married to a transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Brakpan. I have two brothers; one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Leeukop Central Prison for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his seven children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Yeoville. She is now only a part time "working girl" and makes love to other men maybe only now six times a week.She likes a lot of men to fondle her breasts all the time All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her. Should I tell her about my cousin in Durban who plays rugby for the Sharks?

Signed,
Worried About My Reputation.