Wayne and Wynand

Wayne and Wynand wanted to go out drinking, but they only had R2.00 between them.
Wayne said, "Hang on, I have an idea." He went to the butcher shop next door and came out with one large sausage. Wynand said, "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all". Wayne replied, "Don't worry just follow me". They went into a pub where Wayne immediately ordered two double shots of Jack Daniels. Wynand said, "Now you have lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't any money to pay for this!" Wayne replied with a smile, "Don't worry I have a plan. Cheers!" They downed their drinks. Wayne said "Ok, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you get down on your knees and put it in your mouth." Said and done, the barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.
They continued this, bar after bar, getting more and more drunk - all for free. At the tenth bar, Wynand said, "Wayne - I don't think I can do this anymore. My mouth is sore and my knees are killing me!"
Wayne said, "HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL? I LOST THE SAUSAGE AT THE THIRD BAR!"